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same here. and i try to set it ahead randomly by hitting the minute button mad times without counting so that way i dont know how fast it is. does it work? nope. do i continue to do it? yep.
i also, hit the snooze button so many times its ridiculous. and i put my alarm on the other side of the room so i actually have to get up to turn it off. i thought that would help. did it? nope. do i continue to do it? yep
Yup. And every clock is a different random time so that I can’t figure out the real time unless I simply look at my cell phone, logic schmogic
Sooo guess how late I was today…10 am… -_____- #FML
Damn I do fake time too AND I set it early. What does that say about me?
I think maybe I could break my can’t get out of bed in the morning habit, if I broke my can’t go to bed at a normal time habit.
Maybe I’ll start that tomorrow.
every night i say i’m going to bed at a decent hour. every night i don’t make it.
im sorry for turning this conversation out. but a good rub (unisex defilement, i loves it!) will make sure your sleep is great. even if its just a couple of hours you’ll wake up feeling like… a person who just rubbed one out.